Jobs of a Kind

Driving can be very eventful. Here are the events of my expedition to the North Shore :-) :

• Hunger pains early in the trip. Dipped into supplies
• Megalo-maniac-monster-truck roaring at me for making a left turn
  
• Attack of the orange road pylons
• Explosion of back tire of hurried party ahead of us - swerving to avoid rubber rain
• Passed Pet Wash Home Service Van - "we'll wash'um while you wait"

The van made me wonder about jobs you'd never think of.... Wonder if there's a market for jobs I'd like to do, so - here are my proposed businesses:

• Fly-Your-Kite
• Watch-me-eat-Belgian-Chocolate
• Massage-Practice-Subject
• Ride-Your-Bike-While-You-Work (I mean, there's dog walkers, why not bike riders? Bikes have rights too!)
• See-The-World-For-You-And-Bring-Pictures