The kids told me about an alternate version of the lyrics to 'row-row-row your boat'... (they claim the music teacher taught them) which made me think of all the songs that have a kid's version of the lyrics....
Row Row Row your boat
Gently down the stream
Push your teacher overboard
and listen to her scream
Deck the halls with gasoline
light a match and watch it gleam
burn the school tooooo ashes!
arent you glad you played with matches?
(to the tune of deck the halls -- Thanks Ahms!)
Jingle bells, batman smells
Robin laid an egg
batmobile
lost a wheel
and joker went
and i know there's a bit about ski tracks of blood through the snow or something. Or maybe I imagined it. Which would be worrisome. Anyone know?
The irreverant nature of the lyrics gives a delicious rebellious feeling. Which made me think of something I read in the book I just started by Michel Foucault. In the first chapter he argues that sexual liberation has taken on an almost religious zeal, which allows the advocator to feel daring while staying within the safe boundaries of a theoretical question rather than a practical matter. At least, that's what I read. Then again, it was raining, I was in a hurry and I may have skipt a few soggy words :-)